Wasting away again in bailoutville

The oracle has spoken. Warren Buffett has declared that the nation could face it's greatest financial meltdown in all of history if it doesn't pull it together and hammer out a bailout. Apparently the man worth $50 billion (all in Euros) was consulted on the phone by Senate supplicants. But the economy was unravelled by the intricacies of derivatives which spread the housing market meltdown across the financial markets like the black plague. But Congressional leaders swear they've arrived at a compromise and that their peeps were going to pull an all-nighter to post the proposed stone tablets comprising the bailout plan in the series of tubes that is the Internets for all to look upon and despair.