Hail to the Chief baby

10:16 That's all folks.  Thank you very much. Be sure to tip the wait staff. I'm here all week.

10:15 Twelve bullet wounds! That's just the way he's made?  What the hell was he made of?

10:12 We weren't sent here to be perfect. That has to be the most honest assessment I've ever heard regarding Congress.

10:10 They deserve a vote. To bad the vote will be no.


10:08 Our most precious resource: Our campaign donors.

10:04 And these are the messages I will take with me to the Middle East ... and place within the Wailing Wall.

10:02 VP Biden busy reading "50 Shades of Gray."

9:58 Our challenges do not end with al Qaeda. It ends in drone strikes and the interwebs.

9:56 I didn't know Afghanistan had a government.

9:54 I didn't know al Qaeda had a corps?

9:52 The GOP is not responding to all the non-Ayn Randian stuff.

9:48 Bipartisan ... let's git-r-done take two shots.

9:45 Four years ago we launched Race to the Top ... then raced straight to the bottom.

9:42 High quality preschool investment is based on studies. Congresscritters can't read!

9:40 We need to fix it ... throw back a shot.

9:37 Barack Obama, Science Guy. That's going over like a lead balloon with House Republicans.

9:35 Bipartisan ... throw back a shot of vodka.

9:30 Our country should ask three questions: What is your name? Why do you seek the grail? What is the weight carrying capacity of a swallow?

9:28 The greatest nation will infact run on one crisis after another because that is how our modern Congress functions.

9:26 Now is our best chance for bipartisan ... and now it's gone.

9:18 No, we expect Congress to fail. And it won't even be an epic fail.

9:17 The state of our union id strong. Hmm, where have I hard those words before.

9:15 Our brave men and women are coming home.

9:10 Obama does the Congressinal rope walk.