Staking her claim

Gov. Blag Dracul is facing another threat closer to home. Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan, the Vampire Slayer, is now calling for the Illinois Supreme Court to put a nail in the coffin of Gov. Rod Blagojevich claiming that his arrest on corruption charges makes him unfit to fulfill his duties as governor and to prevent him from doing anything else in the name of the state of Illinois. The governor’s chief of staff has quit his post and the Illinois General Assembly is considering impeachment proceedings. Captain Hope is conducting an unexpected Spainish inquisition of Camp Obama to make sure none of his Action Rangers is in any way tainted by Blagula. It seems that president-elect Barack Obama has spent a great deal of time and energy avoiding the bloodsucking vampire. Sources are reporting that the governor’s been engaging in a lot of praying as twilight falls on his Springfield regime. It’s unlikely that any amount of divine intervention is going to prevent Blagula from getting dusted by either Patrick Fitzgerald van Helsing or Madigan the Vampire Slayer.